Lyrics: Well the devil got into crypto Biggest degen of em all He liked to watch the prices rise But he loved to make em fall
He was feelin all high an mighty He was doin his devilish deeds He was pullin rugs and spreadin fud When he came upon a bean
Said the bean, "So you're the devil, huh That's been causin so much grief? I've half a mind to tan your hide, and I think I've got the means.”
The devil laughed a demon laugh "You must be tellin tales! How could a bean get the best of me When everyone else has failed?
I'll tell you what, let's make a deal You take all I can give And I'll leave this land forever And that's just the way it is."
The bean said "Beans are sturdy folk And you don't scare me none So write up the deal and tell me where to sign, let's git 'er done."
It’s time to scrub the blockchain clean We really need a hero and the name is Bean For the hodlers and the crypto chads Gonna kick the devil right in the nads.
The devil grinned and said, "my Bean, You don't know what you've done. I'll send a crypto winter And with that, I think I've won.”
The bean just shrugged,"If that's the best you've got then you've been outclassed. We ain't even growin slowly now, Just a little bit less fast."
The devil growled, "I'm not done yet, I'll troll and fud and rage I'll make the world so misinformed They'll avoid you like the plague."
A smile played ‘cross beany lips “Guess you haven’t met my friends. For Q&A’s with scared smooth-brains, They’re the best that’s ever been
The devil now looked a little scared But he had one trick more “You may have beat me so far But let’s even up the score.
I’ll steal all your liquidity I’ll drink your milkshake dry You’ve never met a degen More despicable than I.”
Better watch out for that ol flash loan The devil is a hacker with a heart of stone He's gonna steal your beans, he's gonna starve you out So what do you think about that now?
The bean took just a moment’s pause And said, "well it's not ideal, There's nothin in the silo now And nothing in the field
But if you think I'm down and out Then boy you don't know jack The farm is fine and look, Beans are already growing back.”
The devil knew then he was beat He gave a pitious cry “Don’t make me leave! Without fear and greed I'll shrivel up and die!"
The bean said, "Now a deal's a deal. And you can yell until you're blue, But show your sorry face again, And I'll give the devil his due."
